There are close to a dozen tabs open in my browser right now.
Facebook.
Gmail.
Blogger Dashboard.
A couple of food blogs.
And couple of 'other' blogs.
I don't have ANY news pages open.
Clearly, I'm here hiding from the rest of humanity.
This morning I caught myself talking to the screen - well, specifically I was talking to one of the blogs - OUT LOUD - not typing.
I talk to the cats.
And I hum. To myself. As I clean stuff.
When I clean stuff.
I might need a job.
But what?
Don't just shrug - I'm asking you.
Yes YOU.
What kind of job?
Want to hire me?
I make awesome cookies.
And other stuff.
Which, in my opinion, makes up for my tremendous lack of skills. (which I will likely leave off my resume - when I make a resume. The lack of skills part, not the cookie making)
I should go clean something while I wait for all the offers to flood in.
Peace.
Zombies happen and when they do, you just need to add whipped cream to your coffee. And maybe some Bailey's. You just do.
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