Let's Get It Started In Here!

She said: "Oh honey, if these delightful people are going to take the risk of 'following' you, you'd better get some snazzy, jazzy goin' on up in here! This blog is B.O.R.I.NG. with a capital SNORE!"

Other She said: "Boring? You think so? Wait...did you say f..ffff...followers?"  Other She faints...

Ok..so...this conversation happened in my head (craziness factor just went up a notch).  Well then, let's let crazy rein and start exploring how to improve this slumber inducing monologue of my life.  How shall we proceed?

1. Learn to upload pictures! I see them on other blogs and I love pictures...L.O.V.E. them. (I'm obsessed with National Geographic and stalk it daily on Facebook - my other obession).

2. Steal ideas to blog about.Have daily epiphanies of things to blog about.  I am NOT a master of blogging about the mundane ordinariness of life.  People that do that are royalty to me - how they weave everyday life and events into a page full of words is amazing to me. I admire their imagination, creativity and skill. *curtsy*

3. Figure out how the HELL to get a DAMN Facebook link on this so that any followers that stick around will know when I post a new blog. I'm SO un-savvy. Think I need to get Hubbypants involved, use them mad technical skillz of his to transform my blog into awesomeness: GEEK POWERS ACTIVATE!!

Well...my blog may never achieve greatness, which is fine...because that is such a hard thing to live up to day by day by week by month by year. I just want to create when the Imagination Fairies see fit to sprinkle me with inspiration. And I want to stay true to my inner quirky.

For now, I need to check on my poor son who just had all 4 wisdom teeth removed, because they were being naughty. And I need to finish baking those peanut butter cookies (with mini-chocolate chips...duh)...OH and can't forget to pick up kid #2. This reality thing is SERIOUSLY cutting into my Zen. 

Stay tuned!!!